Boyfriend and I found a new apartment today and we were talking about what money we are getting back from this one. When we moved into this place, I paid 1/3 of the security deposit (thinking it was going to be split) but Boyfriend paid 2/3. Roommate paid exactly $0 towards the security deposit. I remember because I thought it was irritating and also because I worried that he wouldn't care about messing the place up.
But I worried needlessly, because Roommate had it in his head all this time that he did in fact pitch in towards the security deposit! You know, like an equal partner in this house. Not like broke mooch he has shown himself to be.
Silly Roommate, you get nothing.
*Sorry if my rage is showing, Roommate came home (and drove himself!) drunk tonight and proceeded to be loud, obnoxious, and inconsiderate for an awfully long time. I have no patience left and I'm wondering how I'll make it through this week.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Free falling, we get it. Does she do anything else?!
Yesterday, roommate sat on the porch 'playing guitar.' It was very nice out and he appreciates good weather. That's great! However, I think I've already conveyed how terrible he is at guitar. He sat on the front porch strumming... something and singing "Free Fallin" for at least two minutes. Not the song; just those two words on constant repeat. I can't lie, I secretly recorded it and sent it to my friend.
In better news! Roommate is moving out this week and then going far far away. Sadly, the blog is going to die. Happily, my sanity has a chance to recover.
In better news! Roommate is moving out this week and then going far far away. Sadly, the blog is going to die. Happily, my sanity has a chance to recover.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Something positive?!
1. Roommate brought my laundry up from the basement while I was at work last night! It was awesome. I had an old roommate who would literally take my clothes out still completely wet and put them directly onto my bed. It wasn't even a passive aggressive move, he was just a bit of an inconsiderate idiot.
2. He was already in bed when I got home from work, so I left a note on the kitchen table saying "Thanks for bringing my laundry up!!" with a little debbie cake thing. This morning I woke up to a note in return saying "Thanks for letting me try on all of your underwear!!" Ohhh Roommate, we just can't have an entirely nice exchange, hahah.
2. He was already in bed when I got home from work, so I left a note on the kitchen table saying "Thanks for bringing my laundry up!!" with a little debbie cake thing. This morning I woke up to a note in return saying "Thanks for letting me try on all of your underwear!!" Ohhh Roommate, we just can't have an entirely nice exchange, hahah.
Friday, June 1, 2012
Ew. Ew. Ew!
Roommate has random girls over in the middle of the night sometimes. It's pretty clear that he's ashamed of it, he tries to keep them a secret or at least keep us from finding out which girl it was. This is gross, but ultimately not my business so long as they don't mess with my cat or my things.
Wednesday night, I went to bed and put headphones on. At some point, I woke up and took them off. I heard what sounded like gasping, then realized it was a girl moaning. In that loud-and-fake kind of way. I also remembered earlier that night, when roommate mentioned that he probably needed an HIV test. Point one: keep your pants on until you sort that out, douchebag. So i went downstairs to use my laptop in the kitchen. As I'm telling my friend how gross the noises are, I hear movement. Oh god, are they coming downstairs?! You betcha.
Here I am, sitting in my kitchen, using my laptop, lights on and noises going off- clearly here, certainly not asleep upstairs. And the two of them come down in towels. Point two: that is awkward as fuck. They proceed to get into the shower. My shower. Where I go to feel clean. I was literally sitting five feet away at the kitchen table, with a not-at-all-soundproof door between me and them. I will admit, Boyfriend and I have showered together, sure, but only when Roommate is nowhere to be found and definitely not coming home for a while. Certainly not when he can hear every move we make.
The best part was when the girl left and had to come back because she forgot her glasses. She apologized to me when I answered the door and I almost felt bad for her.
Here is my real problem: she didn't lock the door behind her. This is the second Secret 4AM Girl in very recent history to leave the door unlocked. She is the second in a row, as far as I am aware of. Point three: don't be a moron. Where did common sense go? If you have to unlock a door to open it, you should lock it again after you close it. Booooo.
Wednesday night, I went to bed and put headphones on. At some point, I woke up and took them off. I heard what sounded like gasping, then realized it was a girl moaning. In that loud-and-fake kind of way. I also remembered earlier that night, when roommate mentioned that he probably needed an HIV test. Point one: keep your pants on until you sort that out, douchebag. So i went downstairs to use my laptop in the kitchen. As I'm telling my friend how gross the noises are, I hear movement. Oh god, are they coming downstairs?! You betcha.
Here I am, sitting in my kitchen, using my laptop, lights on and noises going off- clearly here, certainly not asleep upstairs. And the two of them come down in towels. Point two: that is awkward as fuck. They proceed to get into the shower. My shower. Where I go to feel clean. I was literally sitting five feet away at the kitchen table, with a not-at-all-soundproof door between me and them. I will admit, Boyfriend and I have showered together, sure, but only when Roommate is nowhere to be found and definitely not coming home for a while. Certainly not when he can hear every move we make.
The best part was when the girl left and had to come back because she forgot her glasses. She apologized to me when I answered the door and I almost felt bad for her.
Here is my real problem: she didn't lock the door behind her. This is the second Secret 4AM Girl in very recent history to leave the door unlocked. She is the second in a row, as far as I am aware of. Point three: don't be a moron. Where did common sense go? If you have to unlock a door to open it, you should lock it again after you close it. Booooo.
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